Honestly, look at all the GOPers who said shit about Trump before he was elected. Then suddenly he’s the Best President Ever.

Congress will flip to a GOP majority and the Orange Emperor will win another term in 2024.

Thank you for this convenient list of Cars To Never Buy.

Shutting down their servers. I picture the scene from Ghostbusters when they shut off the containment grid.

How do you not become dehydrated drinking alcohol while pedaling this thing around?

Do two things at once, not three. I cannot emphasize enough how difficult it is to drink, cheer/sing along, and pedal a bike all at the same damn time.

$7500 for a discount Road Kill project?

At least they’re recruiting someone who has experience in movies with cartoon-based physics.

I assume the first adventures will be in Egypt since the whole fucking NFT thing is a giant pyramid scheme.

Didn’t we already do this (sort of) with Warcraft, with Chinese inmates farming gold to sell for real money?

The Biden Administration also just proposed a $813 billion 2022 Defense budget, the priciest in the nation’s history and a 4% increase from last year.

Seems like he could have made more combining sponsors. /s

I’m also guessing that you also * touches fingers to forehead * own at least one article of flannel clothing.

All roads lead to Yesterday’s Buick Was Garbage.

I remember pissed off looney tunes in Arizona attacking self-driving Waymo cars.

A total of seven people were recently arrested in connection to the gang. The oldest of them is 21.

Ah, that would be the GT3 with three electric motors that’s Autobahn ready and does 0-30 in 1.9 seconds.

And they always put on a full thick slice of raw white onion for some reason. Every bite was crunching into onion.

It feels like Death comes prepackaged.