Their first try probably threw a DroveIntoEmergencyVehicleException error and blue screened.

Tesla engineers couldn’t possible write an algo that cross checks your gps data, latest mileage, and time driven to see who is driving in circles or taking sudden long ass road trips.

Why would MI6 replace Bond with his daughter? Is she a Skywalker now?

Don’t to forget to fill it with tons of prescription drugs too.

The 5-second rule time swings wildly depending on the food item.

Did I leave the oven on?

I’m sure this got her to change her mind.

It didn’t really work in 1975 either. I loved the idea (One For the Road) but the thought of an entire town going dark is kinda far fetched.

Jeez, most the comments are correcting mistakes in the article.

Nobody will give it back and Leshner can do fuck all because crypto ain’t got no legal authority he can run crying to.

But he’s the poster boy for “the right to offend.”*

That’s a weird looking cellphone she’s taking a selfie with.

I guess the future of storm reporting is strapping some lucky weather man to the mast of this thing, like freakin’ Ulysses, reporting ongoing conditions.

Damn. When the bad guys hack this you won’t even know because it’s normal function is exactly what they want.

Bundle it with beaded curtains to replace all your doors (esp. the bathroom) and save big.

Potential 2022 Republican candidate for IL congressional district 3.

Clearly the only way to restore faith in our elections is to use independent poll watchers from foreign countries.

It’s already gone from CL. I guess someone met him at the BP and paid the ask.

Unagi is not something you are. It’s something you have.

And then they’ll install monitoring cameras and make you wear a belt full of sensors.