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#PreventableTragedies =(

This is like having LeVar Burton and the father from Family Matters handcuffed for stealing.

This one will see him drive a motorcycle off an actual cliff, jump off the motorcycle in mid-air, freefall a few seconds, and then parachute to the bottom of a huge gorge.

What’s with the back tires? Like this thing could do a burn out or something.

The perfect payback for when your mom gave you that headless cat pillow.

This raises (ha ha!) a disturbing question.

May you live in interesting times.”

I’m sure we’ll get to hear her full side of the story on Hannity or Tucker.

After your gummit mandated booster shot...

Hey, if getting on the list means I’m never again called for jury duty, then where do I sign up?

Almost every federal award is protested these days. Bezos is just playing the game as its played.

+1 for childhood trauma.

If you’re in a tent and I’m in this thing and it starts pouring rain, you’d be knocking.

I really thought bucket hats were going to take off when the SK archery teams won gold.

I’m not a Trump fan and wanted out of Afghanistan since forever (war), but this Saigon 2.0 clusterfuck is all on Biden.

Zee, zat ist how bad mine accent iz!

Ya go to all tha’ trouble and you can’na do a proper LS swap?

Cruella wanted a literal skinned puppies coat to satisfy her vanity. Like, damn. How do you make that a franchise?

I have an 06 but looking to upgrade to an 07 or newer that has the 5 speed automatic.

It would take an entire season to explain the 1000's of OP star destroyers having only 2 fragile antennas that the entire fleet lives or dies by.