This sounds like it could Weaken Our Defenses (tm), one of the giant no-no’s with conservatives.

Sometimes you gotta take one for the team.

You wouldn’t have any links to those Freedom Strippers, by chance?

Warwick is a beloved diva...

Another important tip James forgot is to drive closely behind snowplows.

Should be mandatory to come up with the sound bite message before you float the policy, or someone will do it for you.

Looks like Hot Wheels in a carrying case but from a flooded basement.

Next Tracy article, I Bought a Boat!

Sadly, like a tumor in remission, this fuckstick is coming back in 2024 to millions of adoring fans. =(

But didn’t Jesus say, in Trump 20:24, “It is what it is.”

What? They’re not retooling a line to make their own from the AC units running on 7.3L “Godzilla” V8s?

I know we’ll never see an openly atheist or agnostic president here in my lifetime...

Trump / Salt 2024!

Maybe the newly reformed and “totally sorry he’s fucked you all these decades” Charles Koch can make an $8M donation from his Fuck You I Got Mine petty cash fund.

Make it so.

Column: Dear Trump supporters: I’m sorry Joe Biden won. It’s definitely my fault that you hate me.

Or For a Few Dollars More you could man up and get a real cabover that even takes dumps. How classy is that?

He’s probably a clone.

Two long paragraphs of hating on the new Supra looks, you could at least include a picture for reference.