Anyone with kids knows that getting some stinky on the ol’ hang downs is a delicate equation. Having a three and eight year old, any place that offers one more out of the way place to get horizontal is ok in my book.

Now that you mention it, I haven't seen this many faux tips since the Backstreet Boys.

Any girl willingly getting in this already has herpes.

Fuck Evans. He looks like Buddy Holly’s ghost.