*spurs fans circle jerk to article while rest of the league rolls eyes

Counterpoint: Ginobili is a flopping-ass buster and the game will be better without him.

I couldn’t get over how much Efimova looked like Sweet Dee.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

Oh great, now they won’t let guys slide in on their faces anymore. Buster ruins all the best slides.

Post game photo.

Hi Grandpa,

- Guy who’s never smoked pot.

Just reminded me of Kyle Boller retiring aftering getting a 1M guaranteed contract from the Chargers and then retiring immediately.

For reference, Davidson is the sap who ejected Youppie many years ago.

About a day after masturbating is no longer a fun way to pass the time.

Looks like

*fumbles with sunglasses*

Yankees send Chapman to the Cubs

Oh no, oh my god no.

The face of a guy who would ask you for a sip of your milk.

Recommended replacement:

And before the fight video, there was a 30 second advertisement? A fucking ad for a fight video. What the hell. And the ad being for a medical center makes it even worse (better?).

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

+1 I think we can shut this internet thing down for the night

I mean, what else are you going to do with a million bucks?