The pants are a negotiating ploy.

That is red-hot. Star for you.

Prepare for starrage.

Obvious brain trauma.

You’d think a guy that successful would have a gal with bigger boobs.

Fine work Lt. Rod “Disco Stu” O’Hearn.

He just wants to go have a nice, quiet bm.

“...populated...by drunken shitbags with all the charm of a Trump rally.”

No seat belts. Hard-metal dashboard. Good times.

“Police officials have fingered the elevator management company...”

The lad in the middle of the couch.

Someone’s gonna need a ‘Hip’ replacement.

Now THAT’S a chopper.

To hell with the Brits.

It irks me that ‘marvelously’ is misspelled.

The bibs provide protection from the dual hand-jobs going on under the table.

Saw the picture of Depardieu, thought it was Roth, and thought,

Charley Varrick.

Does AP prefer jackoff or jack-off?

Jesus Christ! Look at that huge dong on the one-legged guy!