I love how when people’s dogs jump on you in public, they just say “Oh! They’re friendly! It’s okay!” And in your head you’re just screaming, “I need to wash these clothes and take my inhaler and Benadryl now!”

In my experience, a sizable majority of dog owners.

I absolutely want to fight about this. While I’m not anti-dog, per se, I am anti many dog owners. I don’t own any dogs, don’t plan to ever own dogs and think it’s not too much to ask four things of dog owners:

I like dogs. I am also horribly allergic to your dogs. Please stop bringing them on the train. To the laundromat. To the Grocery store. To restaurants. To pretty much everywhere that isn’t outside. if you can’t run errands or eat lunch without your fucking dog, you have a mental problem.

Exactly. While having anyone in the judiciary suggesting sterilization is quite a bit sketchy as well as raising the fear this will set a bad precedent....I can’t find it in myself to work up a lot of outrage over a drug addict with 7 kids, 6 of whom went into the system, and some of whom she used drugs while…

I have a finite supply of outrage and won’t expend any on an addict with 7 kids choosing voluntary sterilization.

Should the judge have made the suggestion in a courtroom? Probably not.

I honestly think that anyone, male or female, who has seven kids could use similiar advice as rude as it may be. Having seven kids while being a drug addict doesnt really make me feel bad for this lady, just her kids.

I have issues with flying. I am basically in a state of quiet terror the whole time and looking for a way to knock myself out between A and B. This has never influenced me to want to bring an animal on a flight.

Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.

Hopefully he can sue for wrongful termination based on having a disability and collect his pension that was due to him. Sadly this probably means a large chunk of what he gets (if he wins or gets a settlement) will go to his lawyers.

There’s no comparison...

Imagine how it feels to be the whitest and blondest of Beckys and have your half black half sister turn out prettier, more talented, have more success, and then get engaged to peak white. Everything she was raised to believe was set on fire by her own sister. Of course she’s writing a nasty book. What else is…

I want to party with your grandma. And by party, I mean eat snacks and talk shit.

jezebel is cattiness central has been for a long time.

Me neither. For a feminist website, Jezebel is sure happy to tear down successful women who don’t fit their mold of what a “real woman” looks like. Taylor is a brilliant businesswoman first and foremost. We should honestly be praising her for managing her career this well. And, I mean, her biggest scandals are...…

I will never understand the active tearing down of Swift on this site.

I grew up in a gentrifying neighborhood and now live in another one. The only thing i’ve learned is that the moneyed interests don’t give a fuck and the activists are god-awful at building a meaningful coalition. I’ve seen activists berate lifelong community members for opening up the wrong kind of business.