I don’t know about you all, but I think men may be constitutionally too emotional to be in leadership positions.

He has to take Kushner seriously, because Kushner can, perhaps, convince his father in law, the president, not to dick-step the fight against ISIS. Good thing we had a revolution specifically so we would not have some jumped-up, in over his head, dauphin in charge of a military operation.

OMG! Yes! Yes yes yes!

I wish restaurants were forced to put the scoville unit for each of their foods that are considered spicy - like calories in NY. I’m done with this bullshit of choosing ‘3 peppers’ spicy at an Indian place and only getting a flaccid little tickle on my tongue, only to do the same at the Thai place down the street and…

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my…

My husband’s reaction to this story - “So Mike Pence is a raging alcoholic who can’t keep his dick in his pants?”

Don’t you love it when a restaurant says their food is spicy and mean it? I always feel like I’ve struck gold when that happens.

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I think the fact that none of these conservative male fuckwits have any women they think of as just friends speaks VOLUMES for their disdain for women as people. Because obviously for them, if a woman isn’t for fucking or marrying or knocking up, there’s just no reason to interact with her or care about her at all is…

Donald: this is the deal, take it or leave it!

A few pundits had speculated that the divisions within the Republican party would actually flare up if they managed to get a Republican into the White House, and that would be more damaging to them in the long run than if they lost the 2016 election.

This!!!! EVERY TIME I’ve tried to shop in stores or online lately, I am inundated by these fucking off the shoulder garments, and I’m shopping at PLUS SIZE RETAILERS. Like, whoooo theeee fuck in a 22/24 or 3X is going to look cute in some shit that requires an invisible bra? My titties are 42DDD. I need straps, y’all.…

They try to simplify things according to Bible and it’s studies.

2 + 2 = Jesus

He’s lost in committee.

Has anybody checked to see whether it’s just sitting there on Capitol Hill?

I wouldn’t have used “rectified” in my letter in this situation.

Moxie? Is she also a swell broad who is going to rough up those two-timing lily-livered democrats?

Moxie? Is it the 1930's? Twenty three skidoo, Kellyann!