Nieto made a damn fool of himself by getting on stage with Trump and not denouncing him. He is a leader, he needs to stand up for his country and people, but he was played instead.

Batman is not coming to your birthday party. He is a dangerous criminal who undermines the rule of law with his vigilantism and I suspect he is mentally unstable. I don’t want him anywhere near you and if Batman does show up, I will have him arrested.

I’m just hoping a coffee table book of these is released after the election. 10/10 would buy, and also give away to friends as Christmas presents.

Madyssynne is the best detail of this comment.

He’s like a toddler who thinks that if he says what he wants enough times, it will come true. You’re not getting more juice, Madyssynne, and Mexico isn’t paying for your wall, Donald.

I'm mad anyone is talking about this wall like it was ever gonna be a real thing but I'm glad this series of tweets exists

I really don’t understand why Nieto met with him in the first place. That joint presser just served to legitimize the Trump’s position and allowed him look like he could actually be POTUS.

Trump looks really unhealthy the last couple of days. Bloaty and red, like if you poked him with a sharp stick he'd burst and a pus would rain down.

Yeah, and now some poor guy and his dog are like, I don’t know who this girl is posing in our anniversary pics.

Buff, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

I just use it to store my tampons tbh

i bought the game and a console but i can’t play bc i can’t find a man to figure out the wires for me so i can play it

all i’m reading rn is penis penis penis penis penis penis

I was talking to a student about games and another studentsaid to me, “you play man games, miss?”

death.

No Woman’s (No) Sky

I hope at the end of the game you reach the center of the galaxy, and it’s just a woman at a desk, tallying up how much rent you owe for the hours you’ve spent inhabiting her sky.

If Hildog’s next fundraising email started “help us buy Tim a harmonica banolier!” I think I could get on board.