I have no legs cha cha cha. I have no legs.

I personally feel like the movie Kids was not a “great” movie. It didn’t re-invent the genre, and while it did create a couple notable stars, so did Baywatch, and I don’t think ANYONE wants to do a “Baywatch at 20” review.

What’s going on?

That’s not true at all. The problem is, San Diego has a unique problem: We are a city of transplants. A large number are people who were sick of living in their shitty cities and moved west, and a much larger number being military folks who decided to stay here once they got out. Quite surprisingly, most of these…

St. Louis is seriously the jorts capital of the World.

Except he didn’t win a Super Bowl.

I didn’t know any San Diegans actually cared about the Chargers.

That was Torry.

“But you know what the worst part is? In trying to find a new team for when this one inevitably flees, I can’t choose my new hometown team because I live in DC and only an idiot would willingly start cheering for Dan Snyder. I can’t choose the second-closest team in Baltimore because I have a soul. So I figured I’d…

The few Rams games I’ve ever been to had more in common with a golf tournament than an NFL game.

I used to live in St. Louis awhile back. While at some corporate event down by the river (it was pretty trashy honestly) we saw some drugged out homeless guy in a Torry Holt jersey and football cleats. He was yelling about getting a fair shot with the Rams. I think he could’ve made it.

You’re right about Gurley. I still can’t believe that kid got drafted in the first round. I mean, yeah, he’s crazy talented, but he never played a full season in college. I mean, I wish my team had as good a running back as that dude, but the plausible reality is that Rams fans will be wishing the same thing come…

There’s an Applebees in Fenton, right outside the 270 interbelt. On their wall, they paint local high school, college, and pro sports teams. On the pro/college side, there’s the Cardinals, the Blues, and Saint Louis Community College’s basketball team. The NFL got bumped for JuCo.

Jeff Fisher dresses like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

Didn’t get my submission in on time, because I’m a moron.

I don’t know why the Cardinals wouldn’t call you back, Deadspin. Have you ever been dicks to them in the past?

Best 501c3 in baseball.

I was with you until you compared this movie to Straight Out of Compton. That’s a bit of a reach, in my opinion.

I'm guessing he just thought it was a fan with a jersey on, as he didn't know who Austin Davis is either.