A couple drunk/wtf are you eating stories:

holeeee shite, the hook is so fucking funny. “kreeestops, porzeeengis” over and over is definitely making this shitfucked Monday at work passable. I may not just pull a Tony Montana on my office just yet.

Oh, how nice. I didn’t know music festival organizers were also rehabiliators. Also, rehabilitating what, exactly? This whole thing is absurd. No, Kevin Lyman, you are not doing this turd and the attendees a positive service by having him perform. You’re right in that he hasn’t been charged, but by even saying he’s…

You’re definitely right-that wasn’t the word I should have used. And yes, SN&R definitely almost went out of business but this is the type of gamble I think they would totally die on-go out in this “blaze of glory”, at worst, or duke it out and look all the better for it. the Bee is too old school, stubborn, and…

He was supposed to be on his way out (used a lot less, use Ladarius Green instead) last season but had a surprisingly good season- 12 tds.

Funny- I actually was going to email you this story yesterday Dave but figured you would be on top of it, and as usual, didn’t dissapoint.

This also works for canker sores. My grandmother taught me this trick.

I’m considering doing this on my next trip to Reno. I was just comped two free nights (I get free offers often) and have a players club card but rarely go or drop money there. I’m wondering if because I’m already in their system as a “preferred guest”, if they would upgrade me to a nicer room if they are already…

And it sets the precedent that should have already existed-being a good team/franchise is more important than just the “history” of said franchise. Besides, I’ve never understood the attention the Knicks get as being a desired team to play for. It’s incredibly undeserving, and I’m glad that idea that the…

My only thinking is that it wasn’t a misplay-Blanco thought flipping it backwards towards Pagan would be faster. Instead, Pagan wasn’t anticpating and ran right past it. I’m assuming they scored it a home run because Blanco didn’t boot the ball or bobble it picking it up ‘accidentally.’

My first job as a teenager was working concessions at the movie theater. Most of the food (besides the kettle corn when I made it) was gross- mini pizza, nachos, hot dogs-and were all sub-stadium food standards. The best thing (and only thing worth eating, but no one ever did) were the soft pretzel bites. Essentially…

I’m totally with you. I actually thought this would be the perfect time for these companies to tout the LGBT diversity of their employees.

A company acknowledging its employees before its product, i.e. moneymaker? That aint capitalism, baby!

These idiots love to espouse “simple logic” endlessly.

Holee Fuck. King Neckbeard is real! Every single hair is on his neck.

First time I ever smoked hookah, I was 18 at a a hookah bar on Haight St in SF. I didn’t know what I was supposed to do, so I ripped it as hard as I could like a bong. It hit me so hard it instantly made me insanely dizzy and sick to my stomach and I ran outside and almost threw up. It is disgusting.

Kelly Oubre just missed the Folsom Street Fair.

lol, just read that George Karl is “no longer in the loop on draft discussions.”

Oh I’m totally with you. There’s no reasoning with people like this. I would have ignored it outright if I wasn’t surprised that it got as many likes at did. This is something that SHOULD BE SCRUTINIZED, and the terms “race-baiting” and “click-bait” are so full of irony by the people that use them endlessly that I…

I didn’t see one mention of race in this article. Fuck this idiot.