A co-worker was trying to tell me that this was actually filmed for a revival of Eastbound & Down, which to my knowledge is dead and will stay dead. (Nothing about that makes sense. Danny McBride is not coming back, and Will Ferrell's ridiculous character had nothing to do with baseball.) Everything I've read says…

DJ Quik would like his perm back. RIP Ahmad "Real" Givens.

Those Cardinals and their fans sure are humble and know how to "play the game the right way."

"Except last year, when the Giants waxed their boring, Joe Flacco asses."

Having a vegan girlfriend for whom you just bought a Vitamix helps too.

"Why do we have to point out that she's black and a female? White men have been flying these things forever!"

That makes sense, but this, taken from Sierra Nevada's website, should clear things up.

Damn, didn't see this. please don't mind my unintended repost.

Also, this beer had an issue over its use of the "IPA" design on its carrier label. They were sued by Lagunitas over the similarity between their labels before Lagunitas dropped it. Kinda interesting since Sierra Nevada and Lagunitas are probably NorCal's (and the rest of the nation's) largest and simultaneously…

...except the Hoppy Lager is a separate, new beer that wasn't a part of the Beer Camp Across America mixed pack.

Any opinions on their Beer Camp-"one time only Spring Seasonal" Hoppy Lager? Described as an American Double/Imperial pilsner, I was surprised by how light and crisp it was while retaining the hoppiness of their signature PA. I think I like it more than the standard Pale Ale.

Not split between the customer, split between the bar and wait staff. The server isnt't "coming up" on a $30 tip. Lol @ the problem being have to tip at all. If you don't want to tip, don't go out to eat.

You do realize that tips are split, right?

"I'll have 7 Bud Lights. Yes, all for me, thanks. And the pansy boy here will have 10 Sex on the Beaches. *winks at bartender* Oh, and a couple rounds of Henn-Ass-Seys for the fake Blood and his friends over in the back there. You know much they like their cognac."

There's no disputing that. I was gonna tag that at the end, but figured it went without saying.

I just heard this ominous typewriter clicking coming from a bathroom stall in my office building. I'd think you'd want to conceal what an unhygienic fuck you are from the rest of the office, but hey, I'm not the one texting while on the can.

I did this once to keep myself and a friend awake while we were blacked out on a BART train. My phone died, we missed our transfer, and we woke up at the end of the line in the rail yard an hour in the wrong direction.

Mike Tyson might have a word to say about this.

Because it actually doesn't require an answer. But I'll enlighten you, since you can't figure it out for yourself. You see those two words on the upper left side of the page? The ones that read, "the Concourse"? There you go. It's on the Concourse. And since you haven't figured out how Deadspin/Gawker/The…

yet you couldn't resist the urge to comment on it. I love how people think "TL:DR" is a knock on the article, when all it reveals is that you couldn't handle lots of words.