Nothing says “welcome to the suburbs” like being greeted by the corporate mascot of a shitheel fast-food/outspoken Christian business.

LOL yes to everything... except that last part. Windy Hill/Cumberland/Marietta area is still South Cobb... where African-Americans and Hispanics are not a minority. Which is what makes me laugh the hardest: all those racist idiots think that their suburban, white utopian ballpark is actually happening. It totally is…

I have to admit, as a person who the people of Cobb county wanted to avoid, I experience great schadenfreude at the knowledge of this situation.

Please, please tell me tax payers paid for the chick-fil-a cow. You haven't been properly screwed as a taxpayer unless you've been dirty sanchezed by a cow.

The “Park” here is more in reference to the traffic that will come to the area around the stadium to listen to the games on the radio while stuck in their cars.

Just let all the rec-league softball teams that used to use the parks, play instead at the new stadium. Braves fans would appreciate the upgrade in the quality of play actually.

Just adding: I think the way the NYT piece focuses on feminism as a newly discovered and barely surmountable obstacle to a wedding ceremony annoying, not the couple. You can continue to tell me to die in a fire in the comments.

He basically is acting as a slaver here. This shit is so disgustingly colonial it makes me want to vomit.

For him to think he deserves any credit for ‘saving’ her is just repugnant.

By the way, he was in a documentary called Wild Man Blues almost 20 years ago, and he had exactly the same narrative about himself and his relationship with Soon Yi (describing her eating out of trash cans, pointing out how he allows her to travel the world, etc.). Nice to see that his view of their relationship, and…

Also it kind of steps on all his attempt over the years to insist he played no paternal role in her life whatsoever so that's why their relationship isn't wrong.

You know, feeding and clothing a child, helping them get an education, experience the world - that sounds a lot like parenting. Except the whole creeping-on-you-when-you-were-a-child.

I saw Annie Hall and loved it but it’s hard to watch a lot of his older movies where it’s almost always some beautiful young girl just head over heels in love with him, especially knowing his history. But even if I hadn’t known his history, what exactly is it they’re supposed to find appealing about him? He’s funny,…

“And she was picked up and put in an orphanage. And so I’ve been able to really make her life better.” - Woody Allen

Silkwood shower time.

And he seems a little confused about who exactly changed her life by adopting her from Korea.

When your first response to “how has your wife changed you” is “well, she gives me a lot of pleasure” ... that is not a healthy dynamic.

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• Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are...having issues. And they may involve...Jennifer Lawrence.

“We give each other compliments. He’ll say, “You look beautiful,” or “That looks great.” Or I’ll say, “I don’t know about this outfit,” and he’ll say, “No let’s change that.” And I’ll absolutely say to him, “You know what? No T-shirts.” [Laughs]