(She’s blushing because she knows she’s saying egregiously racist shit, and her residual conscience is fighting a rear guard action against her desire to get a slot on Fox News)

The sad thing is, this is how the world really works.

Is pressure frying also the reason why KFC’s skin is always mushy? Even their extra crispy is like a wet scrotum flap.

Better protect that guy before Trump’s douchebag sons try and shoot it for a glory-photo-op!

Thank god Peter Thiel freed you to fulfill your destiny

Kill my family, put a copy of the Bible on their bodies and then kill myself.

Chris Jericho is the coolest guy ever. Sure, he got worked by the finish, but he was legitimately concerned about the well being of another worker. He stood up to Brock, knowing that if an actual fight broke out, he would get eaten alive. That is what a locker room leader does.

Also, Jericho fought Goldberg backstage…

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Compare the header image of how Donny embraces his wife and how he embraces his daughter:

Guys. Guys! Guyssssss. It’s not like she was (whispers) a caramel latte if you know what I mean....she um.....I mean everyone should follow the law, but it’s not like she (whispers) was a chocolate chip brownie if you know what I mean. People make mistakes! All that paperwork! But it not like she was (in a loud…

1995????? Not 1965???

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

A lonely President Trump’s announcement from his personal bunker on the day the world ended, April 19, 2017.

Well, you don't want to take any chances when you cork.

Wow. That is some next-level hate you got going on there.

(Actual thoughts)

Because she was Solicitor General when the DOJ filed a friend-of-the-court brief when Fisher was pending in the Fifth Circuit. SCOTUSblog says she would have been directly involved in the decision as well as the content of the brief.

There is nothing other than leer in that face!

this is perfect