Putting clothespins on power cords to save money by keeping electricity from escaping as waste is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard. If people who believe this have kids that go to your kid’s school, you need to find your kid a new school.

Our quarterback actually said these words:

I liked the one for “Winners and Losers of the Second Round of the NCAA tournament.” Like that one seems pretty straightforward, guys. There’s a bracket and everything.

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If the Glazers are involved, we can at least take solace in the fact that Trump won’t win.

When Tomsula wouldn’t let anything go, you called him a hoarder and impounded his car.

His mugshot is priceless. It’s basically “I’m drunk and I’m right.”

Look at the bright side, at least the high winds didn’t get anyone from Notre Dame killed this time.

Even before he destroyed his friend’s bike, you could tell he’s an asshole.

Back to back fifty yarders. Question: Hail Maries or Hails Mary?

Hahahahahaha... you think Donald Trump can read?!

I wish Donald Trump would read this story.

Sometimes, victims of rape will try to rationalize the assault or pretend that nothing happened because it’s easier than dealing with the trauma. People deal with trauma in different ways, and unless you’ve been there it’s really tough to understand.

Wait, the punishment is not being allowed *in* Levi’s Stadium? You sure you heard him right?

Everything about this story is fucking awesome. This guy, Kevin Harlan, that suck-ass game, all of it. Fantastic.

Those who can’t do, coach. Those who can’t coach, coach the Rams.

I don’t even have a joke. That was awesome. Hope he’s not punished for it

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