I had the same mouse, but with forward/backward buttons on the side. I loved it like a child until I drunkenly lost it.

Watt = Joules per second. Watt per hour = god knows #corrections

By contrast, I'm at Johns Hopkins and they got Passion Pit for 4/20, and are throwing a 'stoner-themed' party

@Firebert: Bah! As someone who knows nothing about music, I prefer my amusing way of looking at it in seconds.

@HeroOfTomorrow quit smoking: If it was actually 1000% slower, it would be played backwards at 900% the speed of the original.

Saying unsubstantiated things like 'bullying is at an all time high' is totally irresponsible. That is doubly true when you hyperlink that phrase to a report which provides no such evidence. I trust Gizmodo for some of my news because unlike traditional media you cite your sources. But here you have acted just like…

I swear Ctrl+scrolling zooms in Win7. At least it does on both my laptops and my desktop, from 3 different manufacturers...

I don't buy it. Firstly, there is no archaeological evidence that the Jews were ever in Egypt on a large scale, which throws into question the whole story. Secondly, the journal this was published in is not peer-review, which means they probably couldn't get it into a journal where their claims would have been…

Just like on every London day, you mean.

@framitz: It would freeze first, thanks to the wonderful cooling system they have

Except of course that for all of the world outside America, 08/09/10 is the 8th of September.

This seems highly implausible. Neither FM nor TV radiation is ionising, so I find it hard to imagine how it could possibly cause cancer.

@Segador: I agree actually, but he is so very funny.

You're up against Stephen Fry. That's some difficult competition mate!

@Peter Shultz: I'm afraid that's not what Jobs said. He said that out of every 100 calls, the iPhone 4 drops 1 more than the 3GS did. As in, if the 3GS dropped 5% of calls, the iPhone 4 drops 6%. Jobs should have phrased this better, as a percentage is much clearer than his 'out of 100' malarkey, even though it means…

@Raidah: Or maybe making fun of existing ones?

As much of a nerd as I am, I don't get any of your jokes. As a result, I will suggest a new one:

@Wade McGillis: Not dissing Christianity, just making the point that trying to use faith to improve the world generally doesn't work, but using science really can.

@THEMISSING (ain't hearing your sh_t): Thank you!

I just think it's nice to see that the 'Atheist Pocket Debater' is the top book app on the app store.