The guy hit 488 career doubles and somehow people are surprised that he still knows how to find his way to second base.

The Penguin’s main character flaw is greed. He always asks “the asking price” of everything. Tries to bribe Batman, tries to bribe everyone really. YOU are bringing YOUR presumptions into the story when you ASSUME he means sex. Maybe that is all a woman is worth to you, but to someone like the Penguin he will ask what…

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HP/MP restored! But you're still hungry.

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Makes me want a live action movie of this insane universe. Love the RTS games but this as a movie directed by Blomkamp, Guillermo del Toro or Cuaron would be sooooo welcomed.

Clearly, this problem occurs in the same universe where nobody knows how to eat anything.