Man, you gotta feel bad for Uncontested at this point. He runs in more elections than anyone by far, but can never seem to win.

We also voted yes on a question to put together a committee that will introduce an amendment removing corporations’ ability to be considered the same as human beings when it comes to election financing. It’s going to be tough for any such amendment to make it through the national level, but it’s a start.

He’s generally considered “one of the good ones”, and when it comes to state-level elections, it’s not quite as critical to vote out Republicans who are actually trying to actually work, as opposed to just doing things out of spite. Plus he’s talked mad shit to Trump in the past, so that helps.

Oh wow, since 1984? What the fuck? I’m glad you’re finally getting your rights restored after serving your sentence so long ago.

So for some reason, I read “Robocall” as “broccoli”. I don’t know why I did that, but it ended up giving me some VERY different mental images.

Yeah, that makes sense. Provided I read it correctly, what you’re saying is that it’s a lot harder for the military to be allowed to open fire on noncombatants than it is for police to do so, due to the rules they are held to when it comes to who they can fire upon, right?

Wow, the north east really dominates the top of that list. I’d say that makes me proud to be from Massachusetts, but more that it makes me sad for kids in the more western states. The discrepancy is highly concerning, and should be an issue more people are working on.

So that third one actually raises an interesting thought. Obviously, the move to send troops to the border, especially in those numbers, is absurd and has no business even being considered. But if there was any possible upside (one that is massively outweighed by all the downsides, mind), it’s that they, in theory,…

People seem...underwhelmed at the news:

That said, if all this digging for leaks is going to keep them from doing something like, say, trying to find and espouse conspiracy theories (as they tend to come from similar mindsets), then maybe it’s just something we have to put up with. But yeah, really. They’re just ruining things for themselves.

Wohl. Dude, just....sit down. Find a chair off in a corner in a dark room, and just sit. Don’t talk. Don’t look at anybody. Throw your phone in a locked drawer. Just...sit. Down. And shut up. That’s the only way this is going to stem the tide of humiliation you have brought down upon yourself.

The correct conclusion they should all come to is: Stop it. Stop worrying about leaks. Don’t even pay attention to them. Even if they’re right, all that means is that you got spoiled on something. I get it, it’s fun to “know” something that other people don’t, but so many of them end up fake that it’s not worth it.…

Yo don’t you “uh” Piranha Plant! This character’s dope! I love the totally out of nowhere characters like this. He looks like he might be really fun to play, too.

Jesus Christ, the VERY FIRST ONE on the list:

Not to mention the cops went in knowing there was an active shooter, compared to being taken by surprise like anyone with a theoretical gun inside the synagogue would be.

“Maybe if they had some kind of protection inside”

Yeah what the fuck is that book? I tried searching for “Stay Silent Book” on google and all I got were results for an independent graphic novel called “Stand Still, Stay Quiet” about a group of young norse adventurers.

The answer to the first question is “both”. Which is to say he REALLY needed a black guy in order to pretend not to be racist, and when he finally found one that said something nice about him, he had to put him into something. After all, he probably knew he wasn’t going to find another one.

Too true. There are totally valid times where chanting U-S-A is fine. Although 90% of them do, indeed, involve Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

To be clear, do you mean Mario Odyssey or AC Odyssey? My brain defaults to the former, but I get the feeling you’re talking about the latter.