It doesn’t actually make a TON of sense, but at this point I wished they had just said that nu-Lara was ‘90s Lara’s daughter. And then one game could have you searching for her missing parents, then finding out her mom was this crazy devil-may-care thrill-seeking adventurer more akin to the original games. It’s cheesy…

My fingers, toes, limbs, and eyes are crossed in hopes for something Metroid. I still can't believe there was never a DS Metroid game aside from hunters and pinball. To me, the Wii U and 3DS both have awesome capabilities for the Metroid series. Please please please.

I want it so badly! And then it would fit into our real history and seem like the Templars just ran a hugely effective smear campaign on Jack.

Haha thanks. I'll go knock on their door.

The one where you play as a deeply misunderstood Jack the Ripper who is fighting a group of all female Templars posing as prostitutes? I dream every day :(

If you're slightly computer-savvy, you can change the FOV by playing with the .ini files. Though if the content isn't for you, that won't change.

I just try to think of it as a B-movie where the logic and physics are bent in ways to make things the maximum amount of entertaining!

I enjoyed it way more than I expected to, and I expected good things!

Except, you know, maybe you could have fun or a few laughs. Not every game needs to be Braid! I agree that a therapist could definitely help though.

I love it so much, I make all my close friends watch it...assuming we're talking about the same thing. Marble hornets?

That sounds painful. Is it the hair? Do they climb you for a slightbutstillexistent chance at touching it?

TIM. Unrelated, but I either saw you, or a clone of you at a rock climbing place I went to last month.

I still think that was ridiculous, but I guess that makes me sexist :|

I loved the soundtrack so much! Though I also love Michiru Yamane...

Being a condescending dickweed on a high horse doesn't mean that everybody just 'doesn't get you, man'.

Fair point, I have my limits too. It's a delicate balance to be sure!

Trail and error...something that reviewers frequently complain about that I find myself enjoying. I must be a masochist :( and I totally understand the simultaneously playing two games situation. It usually makes it better for me than just going through one game by itself. It's actually why I enjoyed RAGE. I…

I liked the Kayran fight because of that exact aha! moment you just explained haha. I felt all witchery and cool.

I was talking about the first fight with him. Idunno if you're playing 360 or PC but when I played it pre-patch om the PC, shit wasn't balanced! And I don't really remember that part, so it might be some of the stuff they added in later on.