Did your Theatre have to evacuate before the end too?

The secret for ducks is in the blood flow system. The blood in the foot of a duck remains very cool at all times, yet warm enough to keep the tissue healthy.

Only if you mash it up with your feet like a winemaker, first.

So, Jolie, I take your silence on just pooping in the shower instead and then frantically spraying it with the high pressure setting on the shower head as an endorsement, yes?

Are you new to pooping or something?

Jesus, no. That’s the Tampa Bay jersey. While they are synonymous, they aren’t even spelled the same.

The refs swallowed their whistles for both teams the whole game; the Rangers should not have expected them to start calling stuff in the last minute of regulation.

“OK+” on a beer label indicates it’s above 3.2%. I’m guessing this has its roots as “Oklahoma

I really hope they do “Guess today’s attendance”

Even more troubling is that if Pizza Boli’s is closed, I don’t see how any runs will be produced in the stadium today.

It’s really a shame when you consider what that Pizza Boli’s normally looks like 4 hours before an O’s game at Camden Yards:

If they could have just waited a few years to make the transfer of power, we'd likely be seeing Johnny Manziel handing off to Adrian Peterson for the 5-11 Cowboys.

Or else you gotta change “This is what the best team in the world looks like” to “This is what the best team in the world look like”, right?

We saw this guy drinking 8 Bud Lites so we knew he was up for whatev... HEY NO NOT PUNCHING THE BLACK GUY THAT’S NOT THE THING WE WERE SUGGESTING

Well if the Orioles can just hurry up and win the World Series by tonight, maybe the riots will be confused for the “excusable” kind.

With the insanely unbalanced schedule in the AHL I saw Price play a ton of times as an Amerks season ticket holder with Hamilton. You could tell he’d be great. With no dog in the fight I’m bandwagoning with the Habs this year.

“skate-off wrister”...no, just no.

If the jerseys are too expensive to tailor, Denmark up the price.

He probably heard something about free re-Phils.