Yeah, I'll take a Heathcliff Sloegin, a Tom Rollins, and and a Mickey Morantini.

Why, because you are from the streets?

I'm guessing it signifies West Baltimore. That's the bad part of Baltimore. (It has 1% more crime than North, East, and South Baltimore).

It's fairly obvious that Florio's realized his stupidity and has just given up.

Look, you want me to believe a rumour based on two elements as far-fetched as "Joffrey Lupul scoring", and "Elisha Cuthbert having a role in something in 2015"?

In high school, I worked at Discovery Zone, which was a lame version of Chuck E. Cheese, but we pretended it was like more educational or something. And more athletic. And had a lot more neon.

SMH, more proof that these hockey players are soft compared to basketball players...

Is that a No More Wife Beater?

Tommy John surgery isn't that big of a deal so long as the person getting it's career doesn't depend on being able to throw a slider.

Well it's a good thing Pete Carroll was there to throw the game.

Man it must be hard to drive a van when you're drunk AND you're not allowed to use your hands.

But Toronto PD clarifies that the men were not arrested, merely ejected, ticketed, and banned.

What's next NCAA? You going to require all the member schools to provide money for a new statue?

I feel really positive for all the Penn State alumni who will interpret this move as a validation of what they've claimed all along: That their hero was not the driver of a nefarious coverup, but was simply too much of a stupid pants-shitting old dullard to put the pieces together, realize what was going on, and take…

Welcome to THE Police State.

Can't wait to read Pressler's interview with the CEO of Merrill Lynch.

Looks like he found the one New Yorker who wasn't already skeptical of Islam.

"So, Commissioner Goodell, would you say that this issue entirely boils down to semantics?"

Sounds like karma to me. Jeopardy is now the victim of the Old Man and the CBS.