He said I was 'talking [bleep]' and said I was 'so full of [bleep]

"And people called me sick for drowning them." -Michael Vick

Like when my dumb dog doesn't go to the stairs in the pool to get out but tries to climb up a side on the deep end, then he just sits there.. ass in the water, front legs on the concrete, wondering how the hell all this happened to begin with.. it was that damn yellow ball wasn't it.

Very smooth but for the initial paws at the beginning.

It was a long way down from the woof of that stadium.

I actually feel bad for the newspaper in all this. They're stuck in a catch-22. If they publish the article with the picture, they get cries out outrage and have their ethics questioned; however, if they publish it without any pictures, then their fan base would have no idea what the article was about.

"The Buccaneers name is offensive to anyone hurt by the rising price of corn on the cob."

They pulled a similar joke in Los Angeles by hiding a Black Mamba in a pile of garbage.

Quite a delayed reaction from Mason. On par for the course I suppose.

All Dogs Go To Heaven and Fourteen

It's hard to blame Llull for this. Who would expect the referee to levitate like that?

Well, they have a degree program in Criminal Justice and Security

I believe Penis Gobbler.

Well, what do you expect them to do to keep Saban around? They had already offered to buy him the second nicest house in the state and were refused, even after they had the wheels removed.

The Dodgers, Angels, and Rangers have to be the top three on the board right now. Who ya got?

Oooooohhhhhh

Whatever. That twitter account is all bark.

If you're planning on being Ray Rice for Halloween, I think it's safe to say the elevator doesn't go all the way up to the top floor.