"Ahh, that's just She Who Carries Crow showing her support. She loves the Redskins name, by the way. Lifelong fan. Says it shows great respect for her people.

Did Hinchey seriously think he was making some kind of sick burn by bringing up the fact the fact that the team's beat reporter is a meteorologist who covers the team as a side gig? That's more embarrassing for the team than it is for the reporter.

Well... When you play with 12 men and make a big deal about it, you're probably gonna get penalized... Jackasses

Photographer: Okay fellas, on the count of 3 give me your most natural soccer pose.

If the XFL was still around, the linebacker would get a 10-yard running start at the long snapper.

This never would've happened with Tony LaRussa. The only thing he ever steered wildly off course is an automobile.

I've also had good beers made with corn, though I can't think of a great one;

Here's to hoping the perpetrator spends a first time, long time in jail.

The rules of life are simple.

Stan.

David has run the family business in Wentzville for nearly 20 years. It's hard for him to keep up with his competitors, who are now mostly based overseas. It's a different business than what his father ran as it is one of the last remaining factories in this St. Louis suburb. But what drives Winston Family Oscillation…

NHL will no longer work on older Roku players.

but scrubs are scrubs, and no amount of practicing with them is going get a guy 100 percent ready to run with the first team.

At least it's better than their planned winter offering, Women Are Objects Lager.

There you go. I spend his shifts thinking "I'm glad that's not Luke Schenn".

It's not surprising that Rosenthal prefers a small market. That way he doesn't have to stand on his tippy-toes to reach items on the top shelf.

"Any great concentration camp stories? Let's hear 'em!"

Seattle should have known the Coyotes' plot would be foiled again when they saw the Acme logo on the side of the trucks.

I assume that with or without the memo, they still wouldn't have overturned it. This is the Postseason and the umpires probably know that they should stay out of the way unless it's very obvious that there is a missed tag or something. I may be giving the umpires too much credit, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if…

Hey, at least I didn't make fun of your McGwire jersey.