You forgot to add "Deadspin reader who is a Cardinal fan, gets to whine in comments about 'being ragged on' again."

Guys, let's not let a few vocal idiots distract us from what we already know to be true: Joe Buck is the worst.

You made good fun of bad people, Jay.

When it comes to vile, bigotry-laced protests based on racial inequality in the United States, act like you've been there before.

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He resisted nonviolently, according to the police report

This led to an embarrassing situation where the local newspaper ran a photo of Subban's game-worn underwear with the caption "dark in the middle".

Have you heard Showalter does a Brad Ausmus impression? It's not so great on camera, but dynamite over a bullpen phone. Like when he called for Joba Chamberlain in back-to-back games. What a card!

Obviously, there are a few more tapes the NFL hasn't seen.

Ugh, another health-food hipster.

but you just might win gas for a year!

Why not just "Soccer RefGets Smoked In The Face By Rocketing Ball"?

Why does it matter that it is a lady ref?

What? He's played for Philadelphia, Edm... oh. Oh. I see.

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The fans look pretty calm and sedate to me.

"We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."

Think I'm not getting the job done? Have a baby who can.

This is basically a bald guy having an internal argument about which hairbrush to buy.

The Sun is looking into this.

I can see why Claiborne is upset about the lack of support. He's totally used to people getting behind him.