At a computer?

For it to be a 2, it would have to be both upside down and inverted. Y'know, like Darren Rovell's head relative to his ass.

Ha ha, dance for your bread, peasants!

I'm fully aware of how tipping out works and that the bus boys, bar backs and bartenders don't get a cut if I don't tip a bad server. Regardless, not tipping a bad server is important. The bus boys, bar backs and bartenders, by virtue of getting stiffed because Sally McTextingInTheCornerInsteadOfKeyingInMyOrder…

Hehe, how did you make him look so fat?

You know who DID break their wives' bones and beat their children with a shoe? The people who WON WORLD WAR II!!!!!

I love Lost, but I also love and agree with your analysis.

"Every kid I know whose dad didn't break their mom's bones in arguments has grown up to be an entitled, pussified drug addict! Not being allowed to break your wife's bones and throw things at your baby is making America weak!"

But as we've already seen, the publicizing of domestic violence as an issue does cause more women to report abuse.

Well, he did say he was going back to Cleveland to return to his roots.

It's a Fleetwood Mac song.

Yeah Rutgers should definitely feel bad for mocking the University that condoned child molestation and continues to pretend their sainted JoePa was not involved...

Penn state fans very concerned about protecting children, suddenly.

This is a three-scoop ice cream sundae of bullshit with a cherry on top. I am not sure anyone has questioned whether he loves his son or whether he is perfect, so his statements that he does and he isn't are utterly meaningless. And the law doesn't require intent to injure, so his statement that, in effect, "I meant…

The Vikings could always pull a switcharoo, which Adrian Peterson believes to be beating the hell out of a wallaby.

"Say this for Ted Kaczynski: His mailings were of professional quality, on time, packing a short, explosive punch. And the receivers' heads snapped back as if they'd been shot."

"Hey guys, have you ever wondered whether this form of hyper-aggressive masculinity that defines the NFL is having a negative impact on society as a whole?"

He said "culpability". The NFL fucking hates that word.

Listen, last month you overhauled your entire comment system to prevent people from posting stomach-churning images of overweight whores shoveling a bunch of diarrhea into their mouths, and now you're doing it yourselves? Make up your mind!

I'm seriously beginning to maybe consider dropping the NFL as my moral compass and ethical arbiter.