I think it's entirely more possible that they're all from Dundalk.

In Baltimore this is considered business casual.

There was also a version where a pie chart was used, but it didn't last long.

Yes, all of the white people were busy praising a wax statue of Mike Alstott.

It's like that old saying: If you can't stand the heat, then you're probably not a pizza because they're typically cooked at very high temperatures.

Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.

When asked for further information, ESPN commenters replied, "goodell def NOT ELITE :(

Yeah, Jeter isn't dead. If this was supposed to be a joke, then I am sorry, but add a funny punchline so we know you aren't seriously referencing a known hoax.

Oh no! I've bought 4 F-150's and 22 Denis Leary albums in the past 3 years!

Hey, football, you are silly.

This isn't the first time that America has been associated with a regrettable new jersey.

So will the decisive play be after the game is officially over?

You know this guy recently died, right? Have some respect.

RESPE6T

And the coach's red glare,

Have you seen the sleeveless 2nd Amendment ones?

Drew, you forgot your signature line:

Pictured: A man who, when Eli Manning drops back to pass, automatically looks for the open defensive back.

It's the year 2014 and TMZ has more credibility than the NFL. Well done Roger.