Sorry, that was supposed to be a DM to Sneijderman.

I tell you what: Stephen A. Smith looks like a real asshole today. And he looks even worse after having watched the video.

On the big list of "black is white, up is down, and short is long" moments, this is right up there with a used car salesman telling you openly about the Bondo and the engine's tendency to catch fire on the freeway.

@SI_PeterKing:

Why would you even want to punt on first amendment?

Pirates games too. God bless the Commonwealth.

2011: Won division, Lost in NLDS

AND you can get it in cans now..

Loose, here is a little trick for knowing the difference. Plato was white and died of a drug overdose. Arnold and Willis were the Browns.

in which a singer named Aaron Tippin

Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!

What Ray actually said was:
"Take the stand, or else you take the fall."

Ichiro was first introduced to trash talking in foreign languages when he greeted by an Italian first baseman saying, "Cin cin!"

I know. I hate it when people have clearly delineated goals in causes they're passionate about. What a stupid idiot.

Did they change the format? Are we playing all these teams in succession, Mortal Kombat style?

Guy in Brazil Jersey: I'm telling you, I'm paralyzed! I have no feeling in my legs. I will never walk again!

It's no surprise the Buffalo Bills fan failed to make it over the hump on 4 consecutive attempts.

You have to wonder what the upside is to associating with an enterprise with such a sleazy reputation. At least the NCAA, for it's part, is getting money out of the deal.

As the brother of someone with Down Syndrome, I will say it's always nice to see someone with Down Syndrome getting front-page coverage, even if it's only because he happens to be in the frame with a shirtless Darryl Sutter.

No one said Americans are scrappy underdogs in terms of generating electric power. Just in soccer.