He used to be my favorite sports anchor.

If I saw Darren Rovell, I'd cross the street... to punch him.

"Coward."

My dog Hrbark will love it. The guy really knows how to lift a leg.

Between this and the Mark Cuban comments, I think it's important that we take a look at the real victims of the Sterling controversy: rich, white sports franchise owners.

Fans can expect the Bills baseball season to be over by the first week of October as well.

Is it the one of the speeding car with "Pew! Pew!" written next to it?

If you stare at his arms long enough, you can see Tim Tebow throwing a pass at your feet.

Based on Aaron's paper trails for the murder of his almost in-law and these two that includes the car rentals in his name, the car itself, his secret apartment, the weapon, the phone records, the victim saying "I'm with Aaron Hernandez, the witness statements, the video at his house, the video of him with one of the…

Laugh all you want, but his PURRCOTA forecast is through the roof.

Agreed. Samer needs to put more thrust behind his hips, and try it with a human instead of a mattress.

What do the photos want now, a livable wage?

I want to wreck this league together.

Welker then responded that the $14,000 was likely all eaten by the "tote magoat."

It's a bolg, guys!

This may surprise you, but Price is a "netminder" not a "postminder." He's not there to defend the steel structure that holds the net in place. Do we count every time a basketball player hits the rim and it doesn't go in? He had 11 RIMS, if those went in, he would've had a double-double.

He meant 1890s.

The Head Cook at the Shake Shack denies the allegations:

1,442 words to state what every Flyers fan can say in 3:

While "pasta in excess" might be a sign of a violation at OU, Shasta in excess is a sign that you're in a grocery store in a shitty part of town.