In his defense, it's probably not fair to single out his homophobia. I, for one, am willing to give him credit and say that Marshall Henderson probably has very dumb thoughts about a lot of other things, too.

"Who is the worse person, me for what I said or any of the HUNDREDS who just cursed me??"

Your house sounds boring. I'll go to the bar.

Who the fuck wants to pay $5 for a glass of 60 minutes IPA?

i always ask for a taster. mostly because i want to make sure that the Hamms hasn't gone skunky.

When ordering a beer do it in a funny accent (like Borat) or quote a movie like Anchorman. Everyone will think you are funny and original.

"Whats the dumbest sentence I can start an article with about a tied series after 4 games...?"

Ryan Lambert? Was a wet pile of garbage not available?

I'd be perfectly fine if every Sunday was "Selection Sunday." I don't even care what they're selecting, just give me 60-odd entities being analyzed and put into a tournament.

Sports needs more "announcement" shows. I could watch a draft or a World Cup draw every day.

Deadspin's Johnny Manziel Obsession, Visualized

I've heard this story before...

Isn't there a chance that gay blood makes you gay though? ..,.. Its not for me asking for a friend.

The $100,000 is nothing compared to the millions the Browns have spent trying to find the worst QB.

"C'mon Roy. We've got bigger fish to fry."

I have no reason to hate these shoes or the people wearing them; but I really hate these shoes and anyone who wears them.

Police suspect foul play because fireworks are banned in Florida.

I'd hardly call what you did "reading."

The Bruins suggested that their racist fans should look in the mirror before spewing this garbage on Twitter. What kind of man — or woman — feels the need to unleash such racially-charged invective over the Internet, they asked.

While Mr. Lleo awaits the judge's decision on punishment for his role in the incident, the banana has already lost its appeal.