When asked for comment, Blatterfein said that he wasn't going to let New Brunswick BOWL him over, that he hoped this would STRIKE at the local bureaucracy, and that he once got his DICK stuck in the thumb hole of a 14-pounder.

[walks into Buck Foston's]

Bullshit has been called. Everyone assume their positions and await orders, subject to the bullshit protocol.

"I'm calling bullshit on this one."

the Pacers also claim they've had a boycott in effect since the playoffs started.

You must be a Capitals fan?

FIRST OF ALL NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY SAYS THEY ARE ALL JUST FANS NOW THE BOY THAT PUNCHED FLYERS FAN SHOULD OF BEEN HELD BY SECURITY SO THEY DIDNT DO THEIR JOB N THE FAN THOUGHT GOT HIT SHOULD BEEN ABLE TO GET A FREE SHOT AT HIM,NOW YOU FANS ALL FORGET KIDS GO TO THESE GAMES I TAKE MY SON WHICH IS 8 AND HAVE TAKEN MY…

FIRST OF ALL NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY SAYS THEY ARE ALL JUST FANS NOW THE BOY THAT PUNCHED FLYERS FAN SHOULD OF BEEN HELD BY SECURITY SO THEY DIDNT DO THEIR JOB N THE FAN THOUGHT GOT HIT SHOULD BEEN ABLE TO GET A FREE SHOT AT HIM,NOW YOU FANS ALL FORGET KIDS GO TO THESE GAMES I TAKE MY SON WHICH IS 8 AND HAVE TAKEN MY…

"Hey, there's fans of a team that isn't my favorite team fighting unfairly! And it's a different city! That must mean that city has awful people and fans. Because everyone knows no one in my city would ever ever do these things!"

Don't care who started what but I'd just like to thank all the Flyers fans for dressing up to come to a playoff game. I understand the ticket cost a lot but you probably didn't need to sell all of your clothes except for that last pair of sweat pants

I'm doing my part by destroying my DVD collection of Just Shoot Me!

Now that it's in the dumpster, Cubs' fans can finally have their cake and eat it too.

When players arrived for their first practice after the NLRB ruling they were...taken to a local bowling alley for a team party.

I think it's safe to say that if Northwestern drops women's fencing, we've got a full blown epeedemic on our hands.

An initialism is an acronym, stupid head!

It's still real to me, dammit.

If only MacLean had instead brought up the "French people calling 911 after a hockey play" bias.

Really disappointed that you didn't address how this move makes the MLS even more laughable than it was before.

I think we can safely rule out the latter, as there have been no Lightning sightings in the playoffs this year.