They should have gotten the Sting that was in the Police. That dude rocked.

Man, Dale is going to get it almost as bad as Cape May. They are really going to get screwed.

Actually, I was overestimating it.

Do you know what the word “former” means? Know how the past tense works?

The store near me has Fin Du Monde for 9$ for a 22-ounce bomber. $12 for a 4-pack of 12-ounce bottles.

Just mix mint flavor mouthwash with hot cocoa mix.

I sympathize with these freedom fighters. They are just trying to protect their land from tyranny.

Ohh yea, that’s right, technically Washington is the 4 seed.

In the late 90’s, my buddy took a Greyhound from Pittsburgh to Portland. He brought two 90-minute cassette tapes containing a mix of his favorite songs.

We grew up poor. December 22 was probably the earliest we ever got a Christmas tree. Because of my mom’s work schedule, we typically bought a tree on the 23rd around midnight.

I still wonder whoever came up with the idea to make them Iowa and Nebraska two separate states.

Wouldn’t Christmas be better if it were at the end of winter instead of at the beginning? After Christmas, winter just sucks. But if we moved Christmas to the end of winter, maybe it would give us some hope to survive.

My girlfriend and I are moving from NYC to L.A. We (she) decided that we’re going to drive there. What steps can I take to make this drive as smooth as possible?

That happened to me when I was in 6th grade. I just wore a long jacket a lot or would carry a book with me around school.

It is pretty obvious that Blatter no longer cares about the sport and his only interest is in making money off of a his name. He no longer has anything to offer the game anymore.

Overall I have noticed that many winter beers taste much different on draught as opposed to a bottle.

Ohh c’mon!

“Live Long and Prosper!”

I grew up in one of the poor neighborhoods where everybody had hardwood floors and dreamed of someday owning wall-to-wall carpeting.

My phone does that automatically once it detects I am travelling over 20 MPH. It took me about 3 months to realize it.