The opening narration tells us that after an economic downturn, crime was getting out of control, and adults were losing control over the younger generation. So they just decided to enact a law that would force kids to indiscriminately kill their friends.

If one of your friends ever says, "The Hunger Games is just like Battle Royale", that person is not your friend.

So you are saying they could practically double the ratings.

This joke needs a Family Circus map of Billy walking through the set up and eventually arriving at the punchline.

a bogus organization Deadspin would ridicule if they came out against their view,

Is Charles Barkley a member of the St Louis police?

If you get your news perspective from a combination of Rachel Maddow and Sean Hannity, you got bigger problems than football.

Is Steam Whistle still across the street?

I heard they are even considering putting a professional hockey team in Toronto as well.

I've had the regular Bourbon County on draft a few months ago. It's not bad. The bartender at my local bar told me that I should try it because it is so popular. And then he gave me a small glass of it. It's not bad.

I'm sure it is a good beer. I might try it if I see it somewhere. But the way I saw people reacting for it on Friday morning was disgusting. It was the complete antithesis of the craft beer movement.

Nobody can drive a crowd into a shopping frenzy quite like InBev.

That's nice he was able to call himself out.

"I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sounds exactly the same,In fact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same."

At one point, it looks like the footage of Adryan goes into reverse, while the other people on the field remain in steady motion.

I still prefer "$10 in the Parking Lot, 20 Minutes Before Kickoff" Sunday.

You spelled "Orapko" incorrectly.

It's a picture of DeSean for season tickets for next year.

Say what you will about his views on science and evolution, but Schilling's investment into 38 Studios shows that he follows the teachings of Christ when it comes to a rich man entering heaven.

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