It was a pawthetic purrformance last night.

Is there a reason he wears a bullet proof vest under his jersey?

I really don't see how throwing shoes at babies is going to help restore the shield of the NFL.

"session beer" to describe lower-proof brews designed for long-haul drinking. It's one of those British expressions

You do know that Tom Ley, just posted the picture of the tweet?

They spent a bunch of money and got nothing in return.

His other son is named Rivers Romo.

I liked the McCoy tip story because the owner of the restaurant defended the waitstaff by saying that they only get paid $2 and hour and all depend tips.

If I add up all the time in my life, I have probably spent a month in a Augustiner bar in Munich or Salzburg. I bought a case here once and felt like it was an archaeological experiment. "I can taste remnants of malt and hops."

In theory, I agree with you. But in reality, dropping $45 on a case of Augustiner in the States is like buying a lottery ticket. You honestly have no idea how old the case is.

It's even better on draught.

It was like somebody says, "You will never believe what is in this shoebox!" So you say, "Is it a dog turd?" And he says, "NO! It's something really, really cool". And then you spend 3 years trying to figure it out.

Fun Fact: People who complain about Olive Garden typically eat Olive Garden equivalent to sushi.

Not surprised: Ray Rice doesn't really have much appeal anymore.

Because he knew about Sandusky and chose not to do anything, allegedly.

It's not like the fans knew about it Sandusky and chose not to do anything.

If they are going to go through all of the work of hiring away talent from ESPN. They should just go with Chris Berman.

Nah, it was actually following a wedding at a brewery. (That's common in central PA.) It was more like every body ordered 1 beer. And then most people never made it to the second one. And then 1 or 2 guys probably had 6.

Keith Olbermann Did You See The Road Warrior No That's Mad Max No Not The One With Tina Turner That Was ThunderdomeThis Is The Second One It's Really Good Probably The Best One Yea There Is Supposed To Be Another One Next Year But Anyway Keith Olbermann Throws A Boomerang But Like It's Not Just A Normal Boomerang…

He "son"ned him. That means he treated him like he was his son.