Keith Olberman Chokeslams the NFL through the Spanish Announcers' Table.

Applebees will forever be Bon Jovi.

My grandfather was an early investor in Applebees. He has made thousands and thousands of dollar from Applebees. Every Christmas and birthday, he gives me a $50 or $100 gift card to Applebees. I have an envelope containing close to $1000 in Applebees giftcards. I typically use them if I have to travel for business…

Buffalo Wild Wings doesn't even bother to show their food in their commercials. The whole advertisement is "Hey, you can drink beer and watch sports here!"

But what about ...

Not until after the equinox.

William Carlos Williams?

Yea, it's a bloody shame that nobody has ever invented a shirt that isn't a $150 NFL jersey. We can put a man on the moon, yet "Non-jersey shirt" still evades us.

Here are the rules for domestic violence.

Tyson had a plan to regain his popularity by making friendly, delightful appearances on Canadian TV. But after this outburst, it looks like there goes Plan Eh.

To make matters worse, he now has to come back in a hour and do the whole thing again in French.

I am waiting for the Snackeez with additional cheese cup.

Yea, his opinions are sure to Splinter.

Hee hee. That's awesome you can make jokes about domestic abuse as long as you attribute them to Floyd Mayweather.

What do you expect?

I'm not surprised. That's how pizza always was. On a Friday night, he would get sauced, and then get all cheesey.

He's totally not a Franchise commissioner.

Even some of the the Sportscenter anchors are showing their displeasure with Goddell and the NFL. One anchor, who wishes remain unknown, reportedly said, "I used to say, 'boo yah!' for the NFL, but today I am just saying, 'boooooooo'."

Marcus Astroman narrowly escapes taking a laser to outer space.

Makes sense that "Triumph" is on the back. Their team is quite like the band that never achieved the success level of Rush and will mostly just be remembered as "The Other Canadian Power Pop Trio."