“It is worth repeating at this point the theories that Ford had come up with, on his first encounter with human beings, to account for their peculiar habit of continually stating and restating the very very obvious, as in “It’s a nice day,” or “You’re very tall,” or “So this is it, we’re going to die.”

His first theory…

Jennifer Lopez is playing Maeby Funke?

I hope he didn’t compound his misery by watching it too.

Further nitpicking: *pulls head louse out of hair*

Is it pendatic of me to say that No Time To Die’s domestic box office is UK and US is foreign terrority?

To you. And before you answer, I already know you think it wasn’t toxic.

Nice try Hannibal.

*applause*

Starred for using “bated” instead of “baited”.

I love reading the angry remarks from the greys who are riding your jock so hard waiting with bated breath to hopefully be mentioned in the mailbag. What a set of no life losers!

This “article” is bad, and you should feel bad. 

Well, to be fair that's actually Regular Steve. What we're seeing almost all of the time is actually Extra Large Steve.

How the fuck did you get out of the greys?

“has already killed 700,000 Americans, or about 1 of every 5 of us”

Yeah, it’s hardly the grotesque horror they want to make it into... but some people have to complain about everything I guess. 

There’s nothing wrong with this

Tyson Ritter, pictured here remembering a joke Ogg told him while hunting a woolly mammoth.

American History X?

I’M NOT SAYING THIS IS SECRETLY A GOOD MOVIE, OR THAT YOUR OPINION IS INVALID, BUT I CANNOT HELP BUT FEEL YOU WANTED THIS TO BE A DIFFERENT MOVIE THAN WHAT IT WAS INTENDED TO BE.

*Walks up to podium.*