I feel like typing, so let’s get our qwerty on.

Nah, we’re done because you’re dismissive. We could’ve talked but hey, keep writing my name wrong. You’re super clever!

Nah. You can’t spell my name right, what hope do you have for anything more complicated?

Oh, come on, we don’t need this article. The answer to the question “why did you vote for Trump” is one word.

“Ignorance.”

Replace “ream of notebook paper” with “solid cubes of liquid nitrogen,” and you’re closer.

“Also, “Hillary easily bested Trump in their three debates” is utterly subjective and can’t be reasonably quantified.”

No, this is the equivalent of saying “I’ll eat a whole mess of food if you take me to that really expensive restaurant,” and when you go, you don’t eat because you were never actually hungry in the first place.

Reminds me of one of my favourite jokes:

Or, yknow, it's just a stair car because airports can have those.

So, the big question is: What’s stopping Disney from licensing everything out to someone else to continue Infinity?

“Don’t blame me! The anthem started early! THEY’RE the disrespectful ones. Don’t tell me I’m disrespectful because I’m not. I’ll adjust my timing in the future to accommodate anthems I guess.”

See, the trick here is to add a couple marketable things, like “your dinner has to fit in these containers” and “no more poppy seeds” given it a catchy “diet” name and then make a shit ton of money.

So, the Giants take the step of not using the Redskins name in print, but the goal here is to have one NFL team condemn another? I think you might be pushing too far. Just take the little victory.

Everything else non withstanding, just how shitty is Forsythe’s concentration if that weak ass tap causes such a terrible throw?

...I can’t seem to post images, so...meh.

You know, KinjaDeals, I love these heads up articles for sweet Amazon savings, but with the Canadian dollar so low right now, it’s not worth it for me.

You know, KinjaDeals, I love these heads up articles for sweet Amazon savings, but with the Canadian dollar so low…

Not so private, actually. From a Hollywood Reporter interview a few years back:

Time Lords, evidently, are amazing tippers.

16 ounces of gold is approximately 450 grams (453.59237 to be exact).

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