jackburtoniii
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jackburtoniii

Put it in "H"! 

...with a top speed of 136.2 furlongs per fortnight...

Replacing Hayter was especially stupid considering:

At the very least, Lake Mega-Chad deserves an award for best lake name.

Mentioning the Aral Sea.  The fucking Soviet incompetents killed it.  There is no Aral Sea anymore.  The stupid fuckers.

Putin. Because so much of the lake was in what is now Russia, he has the cover to reclaim the entire shoreline 

It’s a self-bailing design. Brilliant!

Put it in H!

Does anyone else find the modern habit of anthropomorphizing everything, even millions of years old dry lake beds, weird?

Who wrote the check to Guinness for them to be interested in this?

This is a fabrication. Wages need to go up because inflation is nonstop whether they go up or not. The wealthiest need to be culled. 

This article is perfect. Eat the rich. Anyone mad in the comments section can stay mad and eat boots. 

Look, I think we both know that paying people better does not mean prices for the consumer has to go up; let’s stop perpetuating that myth.

Now if we want to talk about why it seems that way, fine. 


For me, it’s the fact that once reliable chain stores like Duane Reade/Walgreens or Target have become wildly understaffed. Here in NYC, these stores have started locking up necessary goods like toothpaste, baby formula, or detergent to stop shoplifting, requiring you to hit a button to summon a worker to open the

Just had a similar experience today. Went to the post office to ship a package to Canada this morning. Tried to beat the Chistmas crowds, arrive right when it opened at 8, only to find that now the post office doesn’t open till 9, because we’re systematically dismantling it for Reasons™. Printed my customs form ahead

So my data is being harvested and it won’t even subsidize my meal? I wish I could just commit which places do this, but I’ve been to the same locations repeatedly and found different results each time depending on the method. Nothing is uniform. It’s chaos. All for something I shouldn’t (and have mostly stopped now)

The rich don’t earn their money as income; what you’d be proposing would basically only affect upper-income professionals like doctors, lawyers, etc.

Your link for that laptop calls it a “HerBook,” not a “HeroBook”. I assume the device is non-gender specific 😁

Your link for that laptop calls it a “HerBook,” not a “HeroBook”. I assume the device is non-gender specific 😁

but why are you proud of this fact though?

but why are you proud of this fact though?

When you’re smart enough to unionise but still can’t escape fluffing Amazon :(

When you’re smart enough to unionise but still can’t escape fluffing Amazon :(