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Ding ding ding, he is a bundle of red flags. Controlling, passive aggressive, forcing ultimatums. She and anyone else in a similar situation needs to run for the hills, because those types never take rejection well.

I just got a xbox one november and I keep eyeing the Rare Replay collection. I want it and its cheap but i also feel like 85% of the games I wont play.

MASTER CHIEF FOR SMASH 5 CONFIRMED

BANJO KAZOOIE????

Good answer. What a child.

Let her toke & marry her, or bark up something that ain’t a tree.

My mom gave me only two pieces of relationship advice “people only get worse” and “never let anybody use you”. For the most part mom’s been right. If someone has an irredeemable flaw it’s over, it not going to get better it’s only going to get worse.

+1 continental breakfast

You mean at Uproxx, or at the Fairfield Inn & Suites right off the Twentynine Palms Highway? I hear it’s affordable, clean, and quiet.

Right, because you can have total joe schmoes off the street run solar, electricity, or gas power plants with no problems. Nuclear power isn’t anywhere near as dangerous as you make it out to be.

Yeah, except the Chesapeake isn’t international waters, and we haven’t recently annexed Mexico in a sham referendum. So not quite the same thing.

-1 for not including a link to the site I can order it from!

Hey remember when Uproxx pulled a KSK parody post about Bud Lite’s Up For Whatever campaign which directly led to the entire staff of KSK quitting and the blog shutting down. Fuck Uproxx with a Black & Decker LST136W 40v Max Lithium Ion Strong Weed Wacker

Shit like this enrages me so much that it makes me want to throw my keyboard against the wall. Which is fine, because the Logitech 2600 Wireless Keyboard is built to sustain impacts of up to 600 pounds of force.

Cats’ ability to balance themselves never ceases to amaze me. They make it look so easy!

It was only a matter of time before you posted a pic of a bare nipple on the hood of a car.

Blah blah blah, I can tell by the pixels.

Cows love hoods too.

Not quite as extreme, but it probably took about 6 months of me paying rent for a room I never slept in and rarely visited before my girlfriend and I decided I should just get on her lease. There’s quite a bit of mental security that comes with having your own place that you can hypothetically fall back on (to say

She says it was gradual, so it probably started out something like that, but she also says he’s living with her “full-time.” I can’t imagine he’s doing that and still paying rent somewhere else for some reason.

Ready to Let Go, who cares if he does what you ask and takes you places? A housekeeper and an Uber driver could fulfill those needs, and probably cost you less.