jackburtoniii
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jackburtoniii

You think this is traumatic? Wait until six months into the apocalypse when you’re eating your neighbors.

Well, 134.6˚F but I’ll let you away with it!

It’s a hundred and thirty fucking five?! Holy cow

Sorry. It’s been traumatic and I have to talk about it, and this is cheaper than therapy.

Meanwhile, here in Neverland, 45 is calling for more global warming because he’s a little chilly.

Heat? I thought it was water that melted things in OZ.

Now only if Australia existed.

I always forget that the seasons in the southern hemisphere are reversed.

Can confirm. Rally Raided my Ranger on the way to work on I94.

This is why places like Phoenix went with concrete for a lot of the roadways

HORSE SNAKE PLANE

I think this is actually on the Jalop coat of arms

Eeeeeegzacktly!

I actually have a pillow that matches the interior in the back seat of the Batmobile.

I submit the Lotus Europa:

Big fan of the W123 myself.

Needs more velour, wood grain, and a column mounted gear selector.

It's hard to find good pictures of old Bearcats, and this one might be my favorite