Can’t wait to hear a bunch of man babies topping out their mikes screaming epithets about this stuff (this is why I hate playing online)

Unless they’re shatner, and then they get a consolation Star Trek VI after shitting the bed immediately out of the gate with your first writer/director turn.

Great joke! But important side note: Losing pfps sucks. I can picture your lil alligator in my head but he ain’t there 😭😭

In Carano and Musk’s defense, she was definitely saying enlightening and well-thought-out things that I’ve never in my life ever heard before not even once; not on a playground, or at a shitty dive bar filled with miserable Boomers, not at family gatherings, and certainly not on the internet and Twitter, of all places.…

Wow impressive! This is a perfect imitation of complete fucking idiot. Like every little thing is in the right place. My favorite bit is how it touts Free Speech instead of suppressing opinions, then proceeds to list one-by-one a dozen or so talking points I’ve heard ten thousand times before. Bravo. Impeccable parody.

Fair enough. It wasn’t obvious, to me, but I definitely see your point now that you’ve clarified.

And to that point: some folks were questioning that certain stereotypes existed, and my instinct was to look for examples, but then I thought “Gee now I’m the one sharing the cartoon Muhammad as a bomb.” So yes you are…

Yeah I’m now on all of their patreons and sharing their info with the local news because I’m fucking psychic and know who made them and also that’s how these things work </sarcasm>

To her credit, uninteresting and banal is leagues ahead of “try too hard, be skin-crawling levels of obnoxious, and show very obviously that you have faced zero consequences in your life,” which most Twitch streamers exhibit.

I’m sorry you had to think about something. I hope it didn’t hurt your brain too bad.

Yeah this is part of the central issue. The N64 was reamed by many consumers and industry folks for having so many issues stemming from lack of storage memory, issues with slowdown, muddy textures, etc. All of the games we remember and love (many of which are my all-time favs) are the exception and the result of…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_chicken_stereotype

Cute idea! With a lot of effort. But NOTHING about the way it’s rendered reminds me of the N64. There’s a cell shading effect that the N64 could never pull off. The anti-aliasing is all wrong. The textures aren’t compressed the way they would have been. It’s sort of late PS1-like, but the frame rate and camera…

That sounds suspiciously like “you’ll get whatever your state forces us to give you and like it.”

Bob Iger, pictured

Yeah but if he becomes self aware at all inside your CPU then you’re already fucked. Don’t even get me started on Evilll Lincolllln.

“Palmplug One” sounds like a very important to-do on every work-from-homer’s lunch break.

Its design also reminds me very much of one of the dumbest things ever from Star Trek Next Gen.

he’s easily the best and least shitty gamer on the planet

Except the tax code changes made were all laser-targeted at areas where rich liberals were likely to live, such as by capping SALT deductions to $10k. The TCJA is set to expire Dec 2025, so there’s not much Democrats could do other than fight for a quicker repeal, just wait it out, or (always a bad option) cut taxes…

Sounds like something Worf would say to Data after he solves an ancient math puzzle (I’ve been rebinging TNG)

Good analysis, but reading the headline I can’t help but think of Charlie Day doing a bad Matt Damon impression: “Ya watch ya Staa Waars and ya jus REGUJITATES it and ya think ya wicked awesome and how bout dem apples!”