It can go 300 hectares without even needing a tank of kerosene

Or just photograph the next crap you take and save the money

Or just photograph the next crap you take and save the money

Fashion Police Squad might be up your alley.

I hope it sprouts arms and multiplies
😳

There’s definitely something sinister to early Ub Iwerks and Fleischer stuff. I think it’s a combination of the demented/hapless characters who have this kind of Mr. Bill-esque naïve detachment from what’s actually going on, plus this sense that nothing is static and therefore nothing is safe because anything can come…

Mortimer?

All valid complaints and observations, but the cynic in me says that the cross-purposes of the event is what’s given it growth potential. The minute it becomes all about promotion, companies suddenly have to compete more directly with one-another, and the costs of being a participant skyrockets as the venue and host…

More to the point: she was technically playable in Phantom Hourglass when you used her spirit to possess the giant guardians in the Temple of the Ocean King.

She was also the main playable character in two of the three CD-i games (not that anyone’s counting those ...or even trying to remember them)

Listening to my tech-y bro-y friends (or, more accurately, my very much tolerated spouses of friends), there’s also this idea that creative work is too much work to even bother with, so just let the robots do it, right? Never mind that the bots fucking suck and many people live and breathe the creative work they do.…

You guys are great🙏. That shouldn’t mean you have to be perfect. You deserve great support and great management.

Ideally I’d have sent the feedback to an “errors” contact form or email but I figured it’d just die there, and I also wanted to air the grievances a bit because things have been getting harder, it seems.…

Tomato potato, but point taken. I could have just said “multi-millionaire actors” and been done with it because the sole reason for the qualifier was to indicate that many of these films are “hobbies” outside of the actual cash-raker content. Our weekend gardening is their “hey let’s give this student filmmaker with…

Ummm... have you been watching what’s happening around here and across the (remaining) G/O sites? I’m surprised they’re still able to keep the lights on, and now you want full-on proofreading and editing and stuff? That costs money, Jack. And I don’t think the check is in the mail.

Yeah the whole “indie movie” thing drives me crazy because most of the ones that get national attention are backed by major studio subsidiaries (JoJo Rabbit = Searchlight Pictures, a Fox imprint) or are pet projects of ludicrously wealthy actors-turned-producers (Emily the Criminal was produced in part by star Aubrey…

That kid looks a little young to be slippin mickies but I suppose he’s working his way up to it. And yes, the “meme first, humor later” aspect of it does scream alt-right extremely bored and extremely online nonsense. 

Was this supposed to be block quote text?

These dipshits could have at least actually said or done something funny to make their desperate need for attention actually result in something worth paying attention to.

“Phase 2: ???????”
“Phase 3: Profit!”

This is the perfect answer, thank you.

Yes, I remember all of this, including the fact that the board initially didn’t take his offer seriously because he had no actual financials to back up the price he offered. What I didn’t remember/realize at the time was that the board decided to simply call his bluff by getting his actual offer in writing, thus…

Replying all to everyone who correctly pointed out that Twitter’s board came around to the deal, prior to them suing for attempted non-performance. At the time, there was news saying that many on the board were skeptical of the deal, but the reality was that they must have requested an actual contract to go with his…