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Can someone explain to me how Sega is able to decide whether it is or is not for sale, yet Twitter was “forced” to sell itself to some dumb fuck with no actual plan to finance the sale because of fiduciary duty and obligation to the shareholders and whatever the fuck else. I know Twitter was publicly traded at the

“Game-Breaking Bugs”? Sounds like a scoop for Mr. Jameson. Those damn meddling spiders are now ruining their own franchise! Manhattan caught in the mix!

Based on the art, I believe this game’s name was changed from its earlier title of “Balloon Smugglers: Renegade Gravity”

I adore MGS as a series, and I still feel like this assessment is totally fine and something you may have arrived at even after playing 100s of hours of each installment. Kojima is a goofball with sparks of brilliance, but also someone who seems to hold his ideas as beyond criticism — despite not fully caring about

Oh, so you’re saying you really don’t want anything new from the brilliant, talented, and artistic team that brought you Metal Gear Survive? You may want to rethink that statement for a bit and come back to us. </s>

I was going to suggest exactly this. It’s kind of the only way to meaningfully change the tone of the story while copying p.much all the exact same beats. Plus, let’s face it, Sephiroth is window dressing as a villain, anyways, so having him show up and be moody for a while accomplishes that mission. (Don’t get me

White supremacy has gotten much more scary ever since their grievances made it into the mainstream party line.

Damn I think you’re right. I didn’t even catch that this time, and I’ve been pretty good at being able to tell the difference. What probably threw me off was that they I’m betting they took each individual member, did the stupid/creepy AI-toon thing, then composited them together. Asking AI to reproduce all band

He’s no better than those prosperity gospel grifters.

At 300 million copies sold, they couldn’t afford to add all 3?

I know most of the Minecraft community is 10 or younger, but I am beyond frustrated at the fact that the most-useless mob-enabled addition was voted into the game. The crab mob fundamentally improved QOL and abilities by enabling you to place blocks further. It would have sped up building in both Survival and

Wow what a great commercial. That studio really went all out on those costumes.

So we’re getting a sequel to Hexen and Lost Vikings when

Ah yes, the impeccable logic behind the landmark supreme court decision, Rubber v Glue

*Blackjack and hookers imminent*

Is his barber mad at him

I really dig and appreciate the art aesthetic. Everything is visually very clear and colorful, almost like a 25 year upgrade to a game like Banjo Kazooie. Too many developers rely on out-of-the-box lighting engines that all tend wash out colors in favor of a fake HDR/RTX effect on everything. This keeps the palette

This is such a stupid, petty, and pointless article — and I enjoyed every delicious second of reading it, with a big smile on my face. Long live the tea.

Reading through the headline, I instantly assumed he did this during the pre-flight check ...until I got to the end. Now I’m wondering if this was a slight overreaction to standard night-before-takeoff pilot protocol.