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You’re totally right. And he’s often one of the most solid or entertaining parts of those movies. But you could listen to audio of his dialogue from individual movies, stuff that isn’t quotable or memorable, and you’d probably have a lot of trouble telling one character from another.

For all his hype and method acting, there’s so much about DeNiro that falls absolutely flat for me. The man has almost no character range. He can be very engaging and entertaining as “the tough DeNiro type, especially when the camera is dollying in on his face, but he’s also utterly devoid of anything outside of

She definitely had to carry almost the full 90 minutes of Gravity, with tons of close up acting. It seemed way more risky and grueling for her than Leo eating organs from a butcher.

Some might want to make a joke about how “Illegally Stealing” is redundant, but that’s actually the headline editor differentiating from all the legal stealing that cops do.

Mega Man 2-6 are gems. They just require some patience and focus to appreciate. Mega Man 2 is worth playing through, for certain, for the music and art aesthetic alone.

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Eight strikes, and you’ll receive a demerit. And you do NOT want to receive three of those.

We have a progressive DA in our mid-sized Georgia town, and from the get-go the state and local GOP party machine has been trying to get rid of her. They’re mad because she’s actually been following through on her campaign promises to exercise good discretion on prosecutions, such as by refusing to prosecute petty

5e DMs all over the world struggling with combat difficulty for parties past level 10, YOU ARE SEEN!

As a Jewish person I find it disrespectful, odd, upsetting, and begging for memes/hate from the Fortnight community. I wouldn’t call shoehorning anything into Fortnight “good faith” by any stretch of the imagination, either. It’s a giant shitshow circus, period.

I’d make a joke about trying rapping puppets to deliver the information first, but honestly this is worse. It’s beyond parody.

Ca. 2004 yes there were many strokes involved

I think the last interaction I had with him on Twitter was saying that such-and-such had a splash of inspiration, and he responded “Please don’t say splash right now

Don’t act like you never used Sgt Jamjars’ blessed zoomed-in first person view to stare at Humba Wumba’s giant jubba jubbas

I’ve never had the fanciest of TVs, so that’s likely part of the problem. Another issue is that the sizes of the stage elements are often smaller, period, relative to the whole field of play. You end up either with denser platform configurations or a whole lot of empty space. It’s downright confusing at times, even

Whattabout my neighbor who was wrong about searing meat? Whattabout the time I asked for a Sprite and got a Slice? All equally pertinent to the conversation.

FUN FACT: Mr. House was voiced by the late, great René Auberjonois aka Odo from Start Trek Deep Space Nine

FUNNER FACT: Andrew Ryan, everyone’s second-favorite low-key fascist misguided Utopianist, was voiced by Armin Shimerman aka MOTHERFUCKIN QUARK also from DS9.

Now I’m imagining them both trying to run a city

I’d argue it’s easier to follow because the (good) stages remain static, but the fact that I’ve REGULARLY started “playing” as the wrong character while walking my own character off the edge of the level in a 3+ player match confirms you are 100% correct

It involves several stuffed animals, I’ll say that much...

As others have pointed out, delivery costs for pizza chains have gotten batshit, while carryout specials remain a lure. I’ve gone to a chain pizza site multiple times and had a delivery in my cart only to say “fuck this” and ordered a sandwich delivery instead because it won’t DOUBLE the price of my meal. And that’s