Embedding Youtube videos of the ENTIRE GAME instead of photos quickly illustrating the discussed style points was quite the decision

Agreed. No matter how you slice it, it was super sleazy, and I could see the cogs in the money machine spinning to the point where I lost a lot of my appetite for the film. (This is in spit of it’s obvious merits, strength of visuals being chief among them)

According to some animators interviewed by Vulture, the…

I like the ones in Kingdom Hearts 1, as well.

*but his Jewish mother got too nervous and begged him to cancel

Does one of the versions have an ending to the movie?

I agree that the audio is a ginormous step up. 4 has some of my fav tracks from the series. The samples on it are so wholesome.

I was predominantly talking from a visual design perspective, as well. 4 and even 5 were still stuck in the square-shaped sprite/tile-work era for Square, while Enix was releasing CRAZY shit…

Yes the difference is mind-blowing

IV has a great, really charming story, once you get past the “barely above NES” graphics. Definitely has some of my fav character moments from the series.

Now that you took the time to come into the article and write that super badass comment, you’re going to get so much pussy.

Here’s why I liked the review, weak “it wasn’t towards my particular preference of Zelda” arguments notwithstanding: I always always scroll to the bottom of Metacritic for reviews. Why? Most of the time (not all of the time) people with negative opinions are trying to actually say something. Positive reviews tend to…

I think there may be some sexual symbolism in this video, but I might need to watch it a fifth time to be certain...

As seen in the SNK documentary Aero Fighters

Bet you don’ ‘ave the bollocks to say that to his Lugia VSTAR deck

Some rando isn’t going to end up with the username “Markiplier” no matter how long they’ve been using Discord, etc.

Same here. I hadn’t been to Toxic Smell in over year but succumbed to cravings and it just tasted like... substance? Like the corn tostada in my crunchwrap tasted about the same as everything else. Veggies were terrible, too, despite looking fine aesthetically. I think fast food is purposefully bland to keep it cheap…

You’re right. I thought about this as I hit post, but it kind of circles back to my main point since that is someone other than Miyamoto controlling second parties. The mainline Mario games have a lot of different elements and tons of variance in the types of game mechanics used, the characters introduced, and the…

It helps that the casting felt “inspired” — to very much stretch the meaning of that term. Bob Hoskins and Leguizamo were a joy to watch (even though they apparently were having to knock back shots to make it through shooting most days). Dennis Hopper’s Koopa made very little sense motivation-wise but as a…

Metacritic’s review scores are fucking annoying in general because there’s always this desire to be the counter-current to whatever critics are saying. I see shit on there all the time like “10/10 — This movie wasn’t perfect but what did people expect????”

When it comes to actual review bomb efforts driven by places…

Not to nitpick since you’re raising a fair point, but that’s very much an “apples/oranges” comparison. Marijuana has an insanely low toxicity compared to alcohol just on a “lethal dose” measure and causes very few if any known chronic health problems (longitudinal studies are admittedly lacking but have made no strong …

I swear to god every single fucking one of these nutjob parents better be making sure their kids’ homework is done before they waste their time and everyone else’s on this inane shit “for the children”. Also, any time someone says something about “taxpayers’ money” you can damn well assume it’s coming from the gob of…