There will be physical copies available of the Xbox One version that will be resold at a lower price within 12 months time.

Cool, so I’ll see you in a year when the price has dropped to $35 and all the content that should have been released day one is now available.

Props for putting Majora over Ocarina, but are we really gonna leave out all the Game Boy classics from the “Mainline” designation? Link’s Awakening is easily right underneath Link to the Past in terms of quality and aesthetics. I’m also always curious to see where people rank Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks since…

They straight up give you an RPG just a few minutes before this fight in the old one. Plus you’re able to get your first magnum upgraded to crazy damage before you fight the X thing in the basement (in the part that was cut from the remake). That game had such a good progression to it. Highlight was getting the OP…

I can be a very picky film person (even though I love my campy crap) and this movie delivered on multiple key visual and story areas — ones that have otherwise become hollowed out of most tentpole movies (and wannabe tentpoles) over the past decade and a half.

For one, the cinematography blended the CG elements really…

I’m sorry, butthurt weirdos, that the new RE4's bad voice acting isn’t in the proper spirit of the old RE4's bad voice acting.

More honest PR: “We’re looking into firing our writers but want to be sure they train the ML text generation script long enough for it to handily take their jobs”

Or that it’s closely ripping off something enough to feel “unique” unless you’re able to see the sourcing parallels, as is the case with advanced procedural art generation scripts like Midjourney. So you either get shameless theft or repeated meaningless gobbledygook forever!

I thought it was illegal for news editors to ok an article that depicts stock traders in the header image but DOES NOT show this one specific guy (Peter Tuchman)

And he didn’t have to leave this dimension to get it done great job

I appreciate the use of “vintage” as opposed to “retro” in the headline

Yeah I thought for sure this was a thing that existed for, like, fancy folks who had a backyard pool and an arcade room. *Looks up* Ok, yes, as I suspected there was a third-party version that apparently had pretty crummy quality even for the day.

The heavy baggage of tropes aside, Bora is a pretty up-and-up character who managed to make a lasting positive impression with minimal screen time, IMO. Maybe it’s because the RR saga has a lot of drag and the Taopaipai bits supercede it, but I think Bora is worth bringing back over much-more-bland folks like the…

I like all the visual design aspects, but even so it will take a truckload of glowing reviews to convince me to watch this after the awful taste Rise left in my mouth. Rise of TMNT had the most aggressively ugly art style conceivable, with shapes on shapes and weird silhouettes and the absolute worst of design cues…

Yes, it’s true. (This man has no dick!)

But srsly I really want to go ham on the legacy console eShops but face the same reluctance for the same reasons.

Does he... does he not know... that they don’t make the movies at the park?

I didn’t say hobbies or art or games of any sort were pointless. I was alluding to the fact that speculators are out there desperately trying to capture and inflate the value of something that, as an object, is interchangeable and non-durable, completely because of manufactured artificial scarcity. THAT is what sucks…

On the other hand, my friend who regularly plays in low-level Magic Tournaments had a gerbil in college, and he would give it the shitty cards from his packs to chew on. In the end, it’s all cardboard.

Padmé

Because they know you’re a filthy pervert, Dave, that’s why!