Beren and Lúthien and The Fall of Gondolin are two obvious candidates. 

The real OP move was to equip the Python revolver and rapidly switch targeting just as it fires the first shot. You can kill six people in a group really quickly that way before reloading. My favorite people to unleash it on were my own goons at the mansion.

All users should be charged, period, so that:

1. Running bots becomes prohibitively expensive
2. There’s a lowered motivation to rely on selling data to third parties
3. Everyone will recognize these garbage pits of mindless noise for what they are and leave en-masse

Yes and it will be bought using NFTs that have completely replaced currency as we all let our Teslas drive us to and from the nearest embankment.

She is so correct about the David and Goliath thing. Does everybody remember when David told Goliath: “You may have an entire army at your back, but I’m going to cross through your lines and hold the Valley of Elah anyways!” And then Goliath hemmed and hawed and a couple of people in the Philistine army said mean…

Didn’t they do a whole episode on Britney Spears from the other side of the argument? (That was rhetorical because, yes, they did)

Edit: My point being that they were being lazy and thoughtless on this one after getting it right in the past.

By stealing nearly verbatim what others write and adding the phrase “it seems” on occasion? While also writing random unrelated nonsense?

Trey Parker has made the transition from middle school humor to obnoxious old man humor with nary a glimmer of self-aware adulthood in between. Way to issue the same scathing takedown that edgy counterculture icon *checks notes* Jeremy Clarkson was able to issue. (Except Clarkson was at very least able to get it done…

Is typing in “eBay” too difficult?

I love how the excuse most of these CHUDs eject is that somesuch media thing “added” gay characters or gay stories to their beloved whateverthefuck. In this case the story was ALREADY IN THERE and yet they still wanna bitch. It’s almost like acknowledging gayness is the thing they hate, not “changing” or “adding”…

Actually it’s when you post this comment and think of the color green that Nintendo C&Ds. Luckily you can reverse the bad juju by reciting “Do the Mario” backwards word for word while flushing your toilet repeatedly.

In the meantime, I cannot recommend the 2010 Perfect Dark revamp they put out on Xbox 360 (still available on Live). It plays like you remember... until you compare the frame rate and compressed graphics of the OG.

Red Letter Media is great. I had never heard the term before watching Half in the Bag and rarely hear it outside of Mike Stoklasa’s musings. Sorry for assuming that that was the case with you. No judgement or offense was intended. Good example with “secret sauce”.

Sarah Chalke deserves all the paychecks!

The fact that you said “sex pest” makes me think you’re a big fan of Red Letter Media

I think his comment made a lot of sense. But yours made me laugh way more.

(Just for the record this was all a joke and being Gamergatey about Kotaku was part of the bit)

What this article conveniently left out of the story (because Kotaku seems to have an agenda) is that the player was promised that, if he won, he would get head in the hotel room from his girlfriend after. So what we’re really witnessing is his entirely standard and appropriate reaction to realizing that there would…

I don’t have the heart or the storage to intentionally do anything CIB, so more power to you. I constantly worry about the few intact boxes that have ended up in my collection getting creased, absorbing moisture, breaking down, etc. While some cartridges boards are already starting to fail from age, cartridges overall …

Welll ayyyckshually It was CIB and in good condition so it’s worth around $220, but that’s a FAR cry from the scam price of $4,000.

The real kicker is that the core valued object is the game, and it sounds like the cartridge was intact. Those suckers are really hard to destroy, in point of fact. So long as the board is…