Actually it’s when you post this comment and think of the color green that Nintendo C&Ds. Luckily you can reverse the bad juju by reciting “Do the Mario” backwards word for word while flushing your toilet repeatedly.

In the meantime, I cannot recommend the 2010 Perfect Dark revamp they put out on Xbox 360 (still available on Live). It plays like you remember... until you compare the frame rate and compressed graphics of the OG.

Red Letter Media is great. I had never heard the term before watching Half in the Bag and rarely hear it outside of Mike Stoklasa’s musings. Sorry for assuming that that was the case with you. No judgement or offense was intended. Good example with “secret sauce”.

Sarah Chalke deserves all the paychecks!

The fact that you said “sex pest” makes me think you’re a big fan of Red Letter Media

I think his comment made a lot of sense. But yours made me laugh way more.

(Just for the record this was all a joke and being Gamergatey about Kotaku was part of the bit)

What this article conveniently left out of the story (because Kotaku seems to have an agenda) is that the player was promised that, if he won, he would get head in the hotel room from his girlfriend after. So what we’re really witnessing is his entirely standard and appropriate reaction to realizing that there would…

I don’t have the heart or the storage to intentionally do anything CIB, so more power to you. I constantly worry about the few intact boxes that have ended up in my collection getting creased, absorbing moisture, breaking down, etc. While some cartridges boards are already starting to fail from age, cartridges overall …

Welll ayyyckshually It was CIB and in good condition so it’s worth around $220, but that’s a FAR cry from the scam price of $4,000.

The real kicker is that the core valued object is the game, and it sounds like the cartridge was intact. Those suckers are really hard to destroy, in point of fact. So long as the board is…

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Honestly stunned to see TAZ on here. It’s the first thing that sprung to mind, but then I was like “Nah they were more noteworthy for MBMBaM”. Kudos for committing to the assertion. Adventure Zone was often messy and at its worst tryhard, but there were moments of sheer absolute joy, both pre-planned and…

Yes all of these things 100%. This guy gets it.

While the new iteration Prey has plenty of flaws compared to the original, “person with no muscles kills the predator” is absolutely NOT one of them. The whole arc of Predator 1 is that Aaahnold’s big guns and big muscles don’t really end up helping him. It’s his wits and his ability to use old-school survival skills,…

It’s a far cry from

You read my friggin mind, sir

From what I heard about the Tears of the Kingdom’s development, the hardware is showing its age internally. So I expect they’ll WANT to put out a new console announcement or even a launch in 2024. Their own conservative business practices may get in the way of that, though. Never bet on Nintendo doing anything conventi…

Maybe like the toothpaste they also came from Italy? That would definitely explain why they are unused.

“Video Game Gear” A Game Gear that plays Videos, you say?

Looking at all the un-self-aware folks desperately coping in the face of their own refusal to think deeply about, much less control, their purchase decisions. It’s like rats in a skinner box justifying being experimented upon their whole lives. Just keep furiously hammering on that button! We promise it will bring deli…