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So I’m sure that since Kotaku never reported on the remake, all the dumb shits who say stuff like “Annnnd it’s gone... way to go kotaku” in comments on articles will come flocking here to admit that they are wrong. Yep. Any second now.

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Giving up your data and contributing to a dehumanizing way to separate labor from product is far from “free”. McD’s wants people to use these technologies to not think about things like drive thru lines or kitchen wait times or product shortages or stressed out teenagers. PUSH BUTTON GET FOOD is not the reality.

Well based on your name and PFP we can safely assume what your fav FF is and why you dislike this game. (<irony>It’s “Crystal Chronicles” ....right? </irony>)

an unnecessary statistic that instills a false sense of pride. Why should I be proud that I brush my teeth more frequently than 90% of players?

Ok so it’s not related to spending, then? What you’re referring to has been around since arcade games in the 70s.

Let me get clarification from you that you’re referring to leaderboards ranking users’ microtransaction spending on crappy Chinese mobile games? Do you have an article or something where I can read more about this?

Based on the thumbnail I thought this was Brie Larson and Andrew Garfield.

Better than Stewarts in Huntington, tho?

The design language on these screams “Clearance Aisle at TJs”

Police are the largest and most well-funded criminal organization

Well, famously, the batteries on a Tesla only spontaneously reignite days after you’ve crashed it doing 40 over while on FSD.

Let me reassure weirdos in the grays that trans people don’t want to have sex with you. Nor do they wish to be privy to your weird icky hangups/fantasies. They just want to live.

Not replying directly to any FUCKING ASSHOLES, but here’s some facts:

I think the justification for “millennial” is that you had your formative years sometime around 2000. So being 7 years old is cutting it close, but 3 years old seems legitimately like “I barely remember the year 2000, if at all

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Only person I’ve seen do it legitimately is Dunkey, and he managed to do so in four minutes and with only one genuine joke, while still playing the whole thing off as comedy.

“both sides” ism is also an easy anthem to march behind for Gen Zers. They forget how much of a whiplash it was to go from Clinton>Bush>Obama. It’s so easy to piss on familiar figures like Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi these days (for both valid and invalid reasons), but Barack Obama was an unknown

Pulling new evos from the leak like