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Holy shit what a clown show. We’ve been seeing this more and more lately between folks like Trump and Musk and Kanye: when all the handlers are fired, no one is left to tell the manbaby not to do the ridiculously childish and short-sighted thing, despite there being hundreds of different professions out there created

“Theater Kids PERFORMING!!!!!” is the perfect descriptor of why Critical Role never meshed with me. Mega loads of talent on that roster, but when YOU ALL TALK OVER THE TOP OF EACH OTHER AND THERE’S EIGHT OF YOU it becomes a little difficult to absorb anything, ok?

Having previously followed Carly Monardo on a certain bird platform that shall remain nameless, I can assert that she is a joy and has a completely unique sense of humor. She’s also an amazing artist!

Conservatives started their fantasies of fetus personhood as a response to abortion advocacy, not the other way around. For millennia, humans have understood that a fetus that is still gestating is nowhere near the same thing as a child that is healthy and likely to survive into adulthood. Hell, there are cultures

He’s pre-emptively preparing his workplaces for a fully automated future. Bladders will be made obsolete in a future update.

“You’ll come crawling back to me, like a bird on its belly.”
“Birds don’t crawl...”
“They’ve been known to!”

Weird. I thought for sure based on a cursory bit of internet research that Sega’s unreleased “erotic thriller” would involve a LOT more Shadow the Hedgehog...

Spoiler alert: you’ve heard of all those supposedly suppressed hidden opinions before, loudly and repeatedly.

They’ll prob have to change out some of the sign assets, as well. Maybe even add a few tweaks to that building shape on the splash screen. It will be a few weeks’ worth of work, no doubt. But they’re still in a good position compared to others who receive a C&D based on more foundational design/engine elements.

Thanks for the TTRPG scenario inspiration :D

As a friend said last night in regards to shameless legal reviews stalling project timelines, these attorney teams need to drum something up in order to justify their retainer and/or salaries.

Also, ever notice how a lot of these hardcore reactionary advocacy groups throw out their work to just the worst agencies, simply from a design and messaging perspective? Like, I get that they want their messages to play to the crowd with a six-year-old’s mindset, but that graphic design is just god awful by any

Milkshake duck strikes again

I’m sure the father son duo will certainly learn their lesson after facing next to zero consequences whatsoever

Wish they had gone a little more creative in the monster department. I feel like I’ve already seen this story play out dozens of times before.

Zaslav will now have Rocksteady making Pawn Stars games, so the main crew wanted to get out early.

And that’s why you keep all your 40k models safely in your.... where did you say that was?

This kind of griping sends a bad message to the kids that they don’t actually have to learn a single fucking thing before entering the world as an adult.

A tester, eh? Well you’re to blame for these massive bugs I found in the game, then, I take it???